- Anti Joke

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Knock knock Shut up

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.