Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Anti Joke

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