- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Sex

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

give me a thumbs up

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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