- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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