- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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