Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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