Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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Terraria

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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Ben Affleck

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

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What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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