- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

Who wants water? I do.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

once you go black your credit goes wack

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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