Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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