- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Sex education in Texas.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Dyslexia ruels!

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

FUCK THE JEWS

The EPA.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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