- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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