- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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