The Qur'an

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Your mom

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Do you play piano? No

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm... I mean, a worm in your apple ? "Then I took an arrow to the knee" jokes.

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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