Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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The Qur'an

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Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Your mom

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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