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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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