How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

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Womens rights

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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minorities

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

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In Soviet Russia life had both pros and cons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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