- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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