Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

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Gay's

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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stephen hawking walks into a bar...

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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