- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Do u take sugar?

Why? Why not?

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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