- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

This is not funny.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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