What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

You were born.

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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