Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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