Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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why did haris die...............................................his hair blond? .. u

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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thomas!!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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