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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Arrow in the Knee!

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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