- Anti Joke

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Knock knock Shut up

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him