- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

I had friends on the Death Star.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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What's circular and round A circle

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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