- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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