what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

thumb_up thumb_down +10

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Nero, sure you are okay?

thumb_up thumb_down +10

all jokes aside...

thumb_up thumb_down +10

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

thumb_up thumb_down +10

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Gingers.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops