A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Xzibit

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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