- Anti Joke

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

every knight i see an owl at window

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????