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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

there once was a black man who played basketball

Neither did she.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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