What do you call a black man? Black

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Asian women drivers...

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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