Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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