I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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