A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

i had sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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