- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

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