- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

I need to start studying.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

What is black and white and red all over? A black, red and white picture

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