so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What is a slave fighting in a pit of Rome? Just a slave. Who cares?

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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