What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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Penis chickens

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why? Why not?

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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