Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

roses are red violets are indigo

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

A dog was barking at a tree

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Rebecca Black's career.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

President Donald Trump

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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