- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Rebecca Black sings a song.

no pun intended

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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