- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.