What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

An Italian leaves the mofia

Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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