- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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