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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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