- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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