They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Do you like apples? Yes

Obama lin Baden.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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