- Anti Joke

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!