- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...