why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

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Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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