- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

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