Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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are u black unlucky

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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