- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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