- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

scraggle is in you pillow case

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Wolfjob.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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