- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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