- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Who wants water? I do.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

once you go black your credit goes wack

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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