- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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