Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Women's Rights

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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heat!

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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