- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

The dewey decimal system

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Title IX

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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