A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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lebron

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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lebron

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Yee

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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