- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sober Irish individual.

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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