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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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