What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

FUCK YOU

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

What happen? Idk...

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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