Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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Oh, go away

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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