- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Do you know the muffin man? No

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

No, Trinidad.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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