- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Ben Affleck

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