Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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You know whats funny Aids

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Sorry, I need to take care of business up here, it is for the best that we do not communicate for a while, suspicions are going to be flaring up all over the place You better keep your head low, the place with the code-name "The Kings Throne" was under attack, but as you might know, its not what it used to be, you should all leave Point Zero in 3-4 hours when the dust has settled. Personally I suspect it is someone from the past, yes rivals, but according to the information nobody that knows who "The Nero" is, so as you can already tell, you and I are in equal danger until this is resolved. I promise to call you someday

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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