Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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To mamma so fat..............nuff said

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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What do you call a man who rides on unicorns? A liar. Unicorns don't exist.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take your fott off his head.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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