How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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i killed my family

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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