What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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YOU

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. *opens door* Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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