- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

I like Pi. It can make circles.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

I'm Andrew Schmitt

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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