- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

you dint have to be a jew matt

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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