- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

I forgot what i was gonna say

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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