- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

what is orange? an orange

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

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