Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Bags of delicious poop.

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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