What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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