- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was shot. He died.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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