- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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