Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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WNBA

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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