Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

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Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

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The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Charlie Sheen

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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River Ravi flows in which state? Liquid state.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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