What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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I wrote a funny joke.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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