How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

joe diragi whacks off his dog

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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