- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

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