- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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