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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

women's rights

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

How do you trick the devil? You give him a ginger.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

Yo mama's fat.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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