What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

all the kids had fun

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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