- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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