what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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