What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

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