- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Do u take sugar?

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Why? Why not?

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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