- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Once upon a time, The end.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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