- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

irish man drinking john smiths

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

nolan is gay

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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