- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Jews

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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