why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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