What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Christianity.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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