- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Why is the ground wet It rained

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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