what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

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A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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