- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

How do you stop a baby from crying? Douse it in gas and throw it in a fire

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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