- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

A paralysed man falls over.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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