- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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