Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

joe diragi whacks off his dog

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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